ocr: THE NEW PRIEST THE NEW PRIEST WAS SU NERVOUS AT His FIRST MASS, HE COULD HARDLY SPEAK. BEFURE His SECUND APPEARANCE iN THE PULPIT HE ASKED THE MUNSIGNUR HOW HE COULD RELAX. THE MUNSIGNUR SAID, NEXT SUNDAY iT MAY HELP iF YOU PUT SUME VODKA iN THE WATER PITCHER. AFTER A FEW SiPS EVERYTHING SHOULD GO SMUUTHLY. THE NEXT SUNDAY THE NEW PRIEST PUT THE SUGGESTION INTO PRACTICE AND HE WAS ABLE TO TALK UP A STORM. HE FELT GREAT. HOWEVER, UPON RETURNING TO THE RECTORY HE FOUND A NOTE FROM THE MONSIGNOR. IPK 1. NEXT TIME SiP RATHER THAN GULP 2.: THERE ARE 10 CUMMANDMENTS, NOT 12 3. THERE ARE 12 DICIPLES, ...
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